1. The number 1 crime in Florida? Droopy jeans. I am glad that they solved all of the other crimes so that they can focus on this epidemic.
2. At least John Edwards bus knows when to throw in the towel.
3. Huckabee hates everyone that doesn't believe what he believes in. The more I hear this guy talk the more the image of David Koresh replaces his face.
4. "Hey R2". This Christmas I got a R2 robot from my parents that follows voice commands etc.. from Sharper Image. To get it to do something you must first get its attention by saying "Hey R2". Does this story mean that I should be expecting an upgrade in the mail?
5. "Woman claims reading bible got her thrown off the bus". It is funny to see this idiot use the bible as an excuse for her annoying behavior. No lady it was your failure to comply with the rules EVEN WHEN ASKED TO STOP THAT GOT YOU EJECTED. Though shall not be an idiot; SOB 3:13
6. The most shocking part of this story is that she was a beauty queen. Men have always been tortured by women.
7. But what if it was cash?
