1. Anytime Nixa, Mo makes the local news it goes on this blog. Our criminals have no borders and need to leave the fine people of Nixa alone.
2. Thieves rob a Bob Evans???? I am sure that joint was full of cash and well worth the future prison sentence that these morons face. IF you were to rob a local dining establishment wouldn't you choose one that doesn't offer AARP discounts?
3. What does the FBI have against Whitey? Haven't they learned? A strong mob means crime stays organized.
4. Princess Diana a high priced whore. I knew it!!!!!!! You would think that you could find an attractive whore for the price she was going for.
5. Clintons take the leash off of Chelsea but keep her on the farm. I am sure that a twenty something year old girl that has lived in mansions most of her life is well equipped to tell others how to live.
6. FINALLY!!! DRUG TESTING FOR WELFARE MOOCHERS!!!!!!! Time to start selling my urine.
