1. Holy Crap I thought there was no hope for the robbers in this city BUT these two have it all figured out. Bob Evans & Thriftway = NO MONEY, Bank in JOCO = MONEY! These two might of saved the reputation of all KC Metro criminals.
2. Bobby Fisher, dead. I don't really think this is news but is seems to be a big deal to other people. Nobody cared when the worlds best Monopoly player died.
3. A COLD STONE CREAMERY was robbed. That is like the United States invading Puerto Rico, IT MAKES NO SENSE.
4. George Bush doesn't think that I could use an extra $800 but nearly everyone else in this country does. These could be the biggest welfare checks ever given out.
5. Jackass's like this need to be shot on site.
6. A reminder to always look behind you before backing out of your garage. This is tragic.
7. Time might be running out if you are standing in line to sleep with Brittney Spears.
8. Wouldn't that be a bad place to get a splinter? Those guys in Hollywood sures iz smartz.
9. Dr. Phil gets probed.
