1. Bill Clinton hates Obama supporters more than monogamy.
2. Clinton Inc. doesn't feel that votes for Obama should count. Disenfranchising the black vote is just another example of Grand Wizard Bubba and his "wife" showing what they and all liberals truly think about minorities.
3. Black people love George Bush. I have been saying this for years.
4. How do people come up with stories for children? A homo penguin couple? Give me a freaking break.
5. KCMO reclaims crime headlines with another drug related murder. I guess midnight basketball got started a few days to late.
6. The mother of the Porter Children can't catch a break. There is a special place in hell for this guy.
7. How long before MU starts laying off faculty and the student union gets poor customer service ratings? If ever there was a perfect match, this is it.
8. How do you like this headline? KCK community college to host tour of the "rich & famous". The best jokes just write themselves.
