Monday, March 03, 2008

WHY WE LOVE POLLOCKS


I caught this story off of Crime Scene KC. ( a must read by the way). There are so many things wrong with this story that I am not sure that I can cover them all.

1. He was caught having sex with a vacuum cleaner.
2. The Vacuum cleaner had a smiley face painted on it.
3. It is common practice for polish people to vacuum their underwear.
4. The story mentions a man caught having sex with a bicycle.

I have attached a diagram of how a vacuum is suppose to work in an effort to educate our polish brothers that might not quite get the concept of what a vacuum is suppose to do.