Thursday, May 15, 2008

QUICK HITS - Afternoon Edition


1. President Bush finally takes a stand against liberal foreign policy and Borat Obama.

2. California courts continue to destroy the constitution.

3. Sonic employees spit in food. Don't you just assume that if you eat fast food that something like this has happened to your food?

4. Starbucks goes topless. Calm down, there is no fear of seeing coffee house chick with her shirt off.

5. Werewolves do exist? Holy crap!

6. Man dies sitting in car. Must of died of shock when he saw a golf ball store on SW BLVD.

7. Tougher laws for trash pick up in KCMO. Just what a city full of trash needs.

8. Poor aim = longer life in KCMO for one family.

9. Another example of why Hood Life will never get better. This guy gets shot NOT ONCE BUT TWICE in the leg yet wont cooperate with the police. When this guy does get killed I don't want to hear sympathy for him.

10. YOU CAN GET A MASTERS DEGREE IN TUBA PERFORMANCE AT UMKC?????? Talk about pissing away your money. I am sure that his lack of this diploma will prevent him from earning that big Tuba playing money.

11. Is Ollie Gates the real muscle in KC Politics? Just the idea of a black heritage district is a freaking joke but to then give the area a tax exemption is a slap in the face! Isn't this the part of the city that consumes the MOST tax dollars? Holy crap! AND isn't a joke to think that by making stuff 8 cents cheaper per dollar that the hell hole area of KCMO is going to suddenly turn itself around? This is nothing more than Ollie Gates taking advantage of Funkhousers problems with the black community. THIS IS NOT REAL HELP, THIS IS SMOKE & MIRRORS! Whats next, Asian, Hispanic, White, Middle Eastern etc... tax free zones. Mayor Funkhouser is a joke!