Monday, May 12, 2008

QUICK HITS - CRIME CATCH UP

After months of research and tracking crime stats I have finally been able to put a finger on the reason that violent crime has spiked in the Metro (minus JOCO of course). I believe that the lack of McGruff the Crime dog ads which for years served as a reminder to our youth to not kill, stab, shoot, rape, car jack, extort, kidnap etc... is at fault. What else could it be? Surely it isn't ineffective policing tactics, liberal social programs, the desire to be Hood Rich, the early release of violent offenders due to prison overcrowding or drug wars. Blame TV! Blame McGruff!

1. KCK pulls the Hat Trick! That's right, THREE people gunned down on Central Avenue. Those crazy kids in KCK never let me down.

2. Out and about at 2am on Wabash. Did you expect another outcome?

3. Freemont lowers its carbon footprint by stabbing and not shooting. Al Gore is pleased.

4. I for one was shocked to learn that this gentleman had a criminal past. If you read liberal blogs you would of thought that cops just randomly shoot people.

5. I have never understood why a fine company like Quick Trip would open up a store in KCMO. Maybe after this they will stick to the burbs where their rollers of food are appreciated.