1. The liberal Jesus will be making an appearance in MO. There will be several people attending awaiting his flood water to oil miracle.
2. This kid in Lawrence had a crappy guidance counselor.
3. KCMO visitors (vacations dollars must be scarce this year) get gunned down outside of their 1/2 star hotel.
4. Midtown couple skips counseling and goes for knife therapy.
5. Japanese man goes "KCMO" in Tokyo.
6. Whoever compiles the FBI crime numbers must of been in charge of terrorism in the 90's because this can't be right.
7. Hillary Clinton wastes money....
