Monday, August 25, 2008

QUICK HITS


The TOP 10 STORIES that you morons need to read before you open your pie holes today.

1. Topeka parents kill twin 3 year olds by leaving them in a hot car. DO YOU IDIOTS EVER LEARN! How many freaking kids die in the metro every year due to this crap? I know Topeka isn't the metro but come on!

2. Crooked ass Suzuki dealership is latest to go up in flames due to the local arson problem.

3. If you are a total loser you will probably be at this metro event.

4. Woman on woman crime hits Overland Park. If you rob from the old do you go to hell? And why in the hell is an 86 year old woman DRIVING!

5. How do you get held up by a knife? You can't outrun a bullet but a knife... KCMO.

6. Metro arson problem spreads to JOCO.

7. Texas parents offer sex with their 5 year old daughter for used car.

8. Madonna compares US War Hero McCain to Hitler.

9. Rebounding dollar yet another sign that liberals are morons.

10. Embarq to cut 1000 jobs.