TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT TODAY.
1. Cheating is genetic in men according to scientist. Were these just male scientist looking to create a get out of jail card?
2. Big Brother begins tracking your weight. Here comes the Fat Tax.
3. The worst Mayor since dumb ass Berry is finally going to quit. The problem will be finding someone with less of a criminal pass than this guy in Detroit (where you can buy a house for $1).
4. American soldiers invade Pakistani caves. Question, would you rather live in a Pakistani Cave or live on KCMO's East Side?
5. Drunk doctor tries to give woman an epidural. Men are always trying to take advantage of women when they are drunk.
6. This guy decided to try and run over 3 women that turned him down. Does Hearnes Christopher have a drivers license? If so westport could get even more dangerous.
7. No report yet on Polar Bills Killed in action.
8. Will Reverend Wright blame the CIA for injecting AIDS into ancient Rome?
9. Nothing says safety more than riding a bus with a lost driver in Brooklyn for 5 hours.
10. Wacko Liberal (aren't they all) caught planning attack on RNC.
