Thursday, September 04, 2008

TOP TEN WAYS TO SPOT A PRODUCT OF KCMO SCHOOL SYSTEM


Since it is back to school time I thought that it would be important for you to be able to recognize products of the KCMO school district. This will enable you poor bastards who pay for these places of uneduction to see where your money is going.

1. Commodity trading involves glass bottles, aluminum cans and copper piping

2. Spells food wrong on "will work for food sign"

3. 40 years old and studying for the GED test

4. In line at city union mission with a T - Shirt that says "Class of 2010"

5. Gets a raise when minimum wage goes up

6. Financial skills are limited to knowing the dollar exchange rate on food stamps

7. From school bus pass to Metro bus pass

8. Phrase most commonly said "May I take your order please"

9. 2nd most commonly said phrase "Get the F*** out of your car"

10. People that think the crossroads district is cool