What better way to salute crime in the city than to rename my crime segment "The Wire". The daily shooting Over/Under will be posted in this section as well.
1. KCMO residents that can't afford guns and grenades still find ways to represent their hood. Stabbing on Independence Avenue.
2. The name "Inner City Oil" doesn't exactly sound like a safe place. If he were still alive you could ask this poor bastard that was jumped and killed by 3 men last night in KCK.
3. KCMO crime spreads to Lee's Summit. These guys however should get a medal for preventing the opening of yet another coffee house.
4. Keep Burning KCMO, nobody is paying any attention to it anyways.
5. Could you imagine filing a complaint about Mohammad the cab driver? The cab companies roster has to have a minimum of 100 drivers named Mohammad. Anyways it appears that this Mohammad liked to forcibly exchange sex for cab fare. Good news for prostitutes looking to catch a ride to Johns house.
6. Aren't banks having enough problems right now?
7. Residents near Bannister Mall take on cops.
Todays over/under on getting shot: 2. The weather may prevent crime today.
