Wednesday, November 19, 2008

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES TO READ TODAY, THE REST OF THE CRAP IS GARBAGE.

1. Those silly racist terrorist. I thought that Obama was their guy?

2. Obama will have plenty of strength to redistribute the wealth.

3. Hitler the ballless wonder.

4. Chicks wearing tool belts is a bad idea even in space.

5. Where the hell were these teachers when I was in school?

6. It warms my heart every time I hear that a prosocialist organization lays people off. This is the price you pay for being bias.

7. JOCO reaches out to the residents of KCK and KCMO during the holidays. Enjoy our leftovers.

8. The rocket sceintist that live in Eudora have concluded that a small fire lead to a big fire. BRILLIANT!

9. Further proof that the kids that attend the universities in Missouri are dirty.

10. The parents of the children attending KCMO schools show their support for the idiot hacks that couldn't get a job in a real district. Everyone of these idiots should be arrested for child abuse.