The Top Ten Stories that Jocoians under the protection of SOB MAN should be reading today. Those of you that have Omega Man as your crime fighting buddy, please read these links when the bullets stop flying or you are in the waiting room at the hospital.
1. The Chinese arent big fans of the new Guns & Roses album. This confirms my theory that they were the one behind the delay of its release. It also leads me to believe that Tupac is being held captive in a Chinese Prison camp.
2. You might be a dumb ass if you get shot by a freaking dog.
3. Astronauts will soon drink their own piss. Is this really the best we can do for them? And why don't we have urine to booze machines set up in KCMO homeless camps? It could cut down on the begging.
4. KCK criminals are too ignorant to make "THE WIRE" section of this blog. The latest example involves a KCK school product robbign a Verizon store of fake Cell Phones. NICE ONE JUNIOR!
5. New Orleans continues to be a haven for the most violent criminals in America. This is the city where KCMO/KCK killlers with potential go to join the big leauges.
6. Now that the election is over Obama doesn't have to pretend to be religious.
7. Canada likes fat people.
8. You are never to young to learn the proper way of using a pencil.
9. While hard working Americans across the country are battling a recession ELITIST LEFTIST actors are setting up a Strike.
10. Kidney Stone surgery leads to getting hands and feet amputated.
