TEN STORIES that thankful Jocoians should read this holiday season.
1. Craigslist can be a good place to trick attractive women into stripping for you, for free!
2. Is there an area in which KCMO is doing well? The services over there sucked before so I can only imagine how bad they will be now that they are going to be cut and under funded.
3. If you want job security you should become a mortician in KCMO.
4. Thanksgiving is under attack in Cali
5. If it weren't for THE OFFICE would anyone notice if NBC went out of business?
6. Man rapes daughter for 30 years and fathers his own grandchildren through her. This sick twisted piece of crap needs to be tortured in ways that I can't even describe.
7. Brittney Spears talks about how she feels.
8. Government run health care is under investigation for the death of a 28 year old woman weighing under 50lbs. You gotta love how the government takes care of people.
9. Former First lady goes to the ER.
10. When the hell did we start having "word of the year"?
