Top ten stories that you need to read today.
1. God is punishing Oprah for supporting Obama. When the fires are put out that city will still look better than the east side of KCMO.
2. Will the Brits start disposing of dead bodies the East Side way and just dump them on the streets?
3. Omaha has a better system for dealing with unwanted kids than Kansas City. In Omaha if you don't want your kid you dump them in a hospital. In KCMO you put them on a bus and send them to a public school.
4. Old women in Mexico face threat to their nightly sleep.
5. When keeping it cyber goes wrong.
6. Well, at least the East Side is safe from these.
7. Wouldn't the world be better without Abercrombie?
8. The self proclaimed voice of his generation sets a great example.
9. If you are the 5th country to do something do you really deserve credit?
10. Church says that Obama supporters are going to hell.
