Saturday, December 13, 2008

2008 WORST OF METRO


It's time for the 1st (hopefully annual) worst of the metro awards. These results are completely scientific and can not be disputed.

MEDIA
Worst Sports Talk Show Host
- Kevin Keitzman
Worst JOCO media - Steve Rose
Worst Meteorologist - Katie Horner
Worst AM Talk show host -Chris Stigal
Worst News Programming - KCTV 5 Smut Undercover
Worst Journalist - Mike Hendricks
Worst News Website - FOX 4
Worst Radio Station - 610 Sports
Worst TV Sports Anchor - Len Dawson
Worst TV News Name - Devon Lucie
Worst Sports Columnist - Jeffery Flannagan.
Worst New Radio Personality - Nick Wright
Worst Covered Story in the Media - Gang Violence
Worst Idea in Media - INK
Worst Metro TV Station - Time Warner Weather Channel
GOVERNMENT
Worst Special Interest Group
- LA RAZA
Worst Public Official - Mark Funkouser
Worst School District - KCMOSD
Worst Ballot initiative - Blight Rail
Worst Republican - Phil Kline
Worst Democrat - ALL OF THEM
Worst Political Advisor - Steve Glorioso
Worst Community Activist - Omega man
Worst Kansas Politician - Sebelius
Worst Missouri Politician -Claire McCaskill
Worst Local Cause - KCMO Dog Parks
Worst Fake Solution - Mayors against guns
METRO AREAS
Worst community to live in - East KCMO
Worst Street to live on - Quindaro
Worst JOCO City - Roeland Park
Worst Blight - East Bottoms
Worst Missouri Burb to live in - Raytown
Worst Town to live in - Sugar Creek
Worst Highway to drive on - I-70
Worst Sign your Neighborhood is Screwed - Payday Loan Store Opens
Worst Street for Development in JOCO - 75th Street
Worst place to rent an apartment in JOCO - Shawnee 75th and Quivira area
Worst JOCO HS - Shawnee Mission North
Worst JOCO Elem School - Rosehill
Worst Place to Speed in JOCO - Leawood on Roe
Worst JOCO Park - Olathe Lake
Worst JOCO Police Cars - Shawnee
Worst Trash Pick Up - Olathe
FOOD
Worst Pizza Place - CiCi's
Worst BBQ - Wyandotte
Worst Coffee House - Starbucks
Worst Chicken - KFC
Worst Fast Food Drive Through - Winsteads
Worst Burger - A&W
Worst Steak - Lone Star
Worst Fries - Burger King
Worst Hyped Fast Food Place - Chik-Fil-A
Worst Bar Food - 810 Zone
Worst Italian Food -Olive Garden
Worst Service - Famous Daves P&L District
Worst Meal for the Money - Bristol
RETAIL
Worst Car Dealership - Superior Chevrolet
Worst Drug Store Chain - CVS
Worst Electronics - Circuit City
Worst Grocery Store - Sun Fresh
Worst Pay TV/Internet - Comcast
Worst Mall - Metcalf South
Worst Gas Station - Shell
Worst Priced Computers - Microcenter
Worst priced BBQ Equipment - Smoke n Fire
Worst Place to Buy a Motorcycle - Shawnee Cycle Plaza
SPORTS
Worst College Athletic Department
- Kansas State
Worst College Basketball Tean - UMKC
Worst College Football Team - Kansas State
Worst Sports Franchise - Brigade
Worst Athlete in Public - Larry Johnson
Worst General Manager - Carl Peterson
Worst Chiefs Player - Croyle
Worst Royals Player -
Worst Games to Attend - Wizards
Worst Cheerleaders - Chiefs
Worst Mascot - Willie the Wildcat
Worst Fans - Kansas State
ENTERTAINMENT
Worst Entertainment Area - 18th & Vine
Worst Bar - Brooksider
Worst Movie Theater - Dickinson at the Great mall
Worst Place to Attend an Event - Kemper Arena
Worst Event - First Fridays
Worst Place to see Animals - KC ZOO
Worst Place to Entertain your Kids - Science City
MISC
Worst Human Being - Fred Phelps
Worst Hobby - Street Cycling
Worst Place to Work - Sprint
Worst Blog Topic - Downtown Parking
Worst Blog Gadget - Music that plays when you open the website
Worst New Car to Own - Smart Car
Worst Cop Out Blog Topic - Racism
Worst Trendy Cause - Going Green
Worst place to get an animal - Wayside Waifs (WAY OVER PRICED)
Worst Charitable donations - Church's (money goes for new buildings not the poor)