Thursday, January 15, 2009

QUICK HITS - EARLY UPDATE.




1. Things are so bad in KCMO that the residents have started robbing the post office. Is it possible to put a stamp on lay a way?

2. KCMO throws in the towel on violent crime and spends extra money on fighting traffic. It is good to see the leadership of that community finally realizing that in order to stop murders they must arrest people speeding.

3. KCMO's soultion to economic problems is to "tax suberbinites at attractions like the zoo". If that is the case they are really screwed. Why would any self respecting JOCOian pay extra to go to that crappy zoo. More on this further down.

4. In related news the Nelson Art Gallery is going to have to start laying people off. If you are facing a budget crunch it makes sense for the leadership in your city to make the attractions more expensive.

5. Anyone else think its funny that the biggest bad ass in KCMO is a chick?

6. Thank god for the city Union Mission. Could you imagine sleeping outside in this weather?