TOP 10 stories being discussed by intelligent people in JOCO today. Pop up edition will be available at a later date for KCMOSD grads.
1. Normally I would feel sorry for someone that has human feces smeared all over their face. The victim here is a lawyer...
2. White Powder stories use to be a big deal. How lame are the people that tried this gag? Come up with some new material you pathetic unimaginative bastards.
3. Islamic blight will linger in the skies a little bit longer in KCMO.
4. Yet another Religious leader guilty of a sex crime. This time the victim was a 10 year old girl.
5. Lohan going the exact opposite way of Simpson.
6. A story about a 2 year old girl getting abused by her parents that is too sick to comment on. READ AT YOUR OWN RISK>
7. Doesn't this sound like something out of Doctor Evil's lab?
8. Canada a better example of capitalism than the United States? Might just be.
9. K State AD quits amid controversy.
10. Florida firefighter steals severed foot. Ewww.
