THE TOP 10 LOCAL AND NATIONAL STORIES THAT YOU NEED TO READ TODAY.
1. 1 in 200 kids will grow up to be total wusses. Even the kid that got "tag" banned at schools thinks this kid will be a wuss.
2. Baghdad officials implement Country Club Plaza pan handling policies.
3. Bush shoulda given these bastards the finger and then walked out.
4. Rude waiter gets fired at Jewish wedding.
5. Every time that you search for something on google you damage the environment. How awesome is that? I can undo all the tree hugging crap from the comfort of my sofa.
6. Nothing beats protesting violence with violence.
7. Prince Harry drops "raghead" and "paki". Holy crap that's funny.
8. Lenexa will see a drop in rednecks with this news.
9. Kansas residents face more lies and crappy policies.
10. Old people are easy to trick.
