Tuesday, January 13, 2009

QUICK HITS

READ THIS AND PRETEND TO BE WELL ROUNDED


1. Officer that replied "NUTS" to the Germans at the Battle of the Bulge is dead. For those of you in KCMO it's the saying that got Jericho back on last season.

2. Mouthwash found to be a cause of Oral Cancer. Doesn't everything cause cancer?

3. Our foreign policy is screwed if we are counting on Hillary Clinton for "Smart Power"

4. I don't know who this guys lawyer is but don't you think it would be a good idea to help with the search of your missing wife? That's like OJ putting on a glove that fit.

5. The going rate for a 14 year old girl in California is 16k, 100 cases of beer and some steaks. Father of the year material. That's less than Michael Jackson ended up paying for boys...

6. Doesn't this article describe what men have said about their wives for years????????????

7. Cemetery business in Gaza is booming

8. Can someone tell me what lighting of candles does for a missing person? Instead of standing around lighting candles you need to be searching 24/7.

9. Kansans get additional tools to fend of Missouri Scum.

10. Douchebaggery takes full effect in the Metro.