Monday, January 26, 2009

THE RECESSION WILL KILL YOU



The fact that more Americans are eating McDonalds now than before should scare the crap out of you. Have you thought about the trickle down effect this will have?

1. Recession hits so people look for food bargains

2. People settle on unhealthy crappy food guaranteed to clog your arteries.

3. As the recession expands so does the eating of McDonalds.

4. More and More people become obese and suffer from clogged arteries.

5. Insurance companies start increasing premiums in order to turn a profit.

6. Obese people show up at work less due to health reasons.

7. Production falls at companies trying to compete in hard economic times

8. Company is forced to pass along increased premiums to employees

9. Company goes out of business

10 go back to step 1