As I was pondering the positive things that could come out of this economic crapper a vision appeared. I am not sure if it was fumes from my efforts to increase global warming or if was just one of those plain as day observations. Anyways, Living in JOCO the one guy that bugs me the most is BMW 325i guy.
This guy is the most annoying dweeb to cruise the streets of JOCO in his pimped out 325i. This is the same guy that has his abercrombie shirt collar popped, blasting emo music at stop lights and sipping on his double machiato latte with skim milk on his way to his job working as a junior sales rep for a pharmacutical company(isn't that where they all end up). His whole identity is his 325i and that says a lot.
Those of us that live in JOCO know that the 325i in nothing more than a Chevy Cavalier with leather seats and a navigation system. BMW makes this car so that we can spot posers and avoid them at all costs. BMW also knows that this person will pay $400 a month on a lease just to appear cool, when the car itself is nothing more than a method of displaying the BMW signal.
It like its owner is a perfect example of symoblism over substance.
With the recession breathing down our knecks this guy is gone and JOCO can rid itself of yet another example of douchebaggery.
