Thursday, January 29, 2009

TRADEMARK - JOCO HO

In light of the upcoming great depression of the 21st century I would like to be on the front end of a few trademarked items. It is my hope that by trademarking the following word that I can support myself through the work of others during this time.

JOCO HO
Married woman between the ages of 25-35 years old that are currently married to men 15 years older than them. These women do not work, do not have kids, do not cook, do not clean and do not have any skills that could transfer into the work place. The only thing that the JOCO HO must do is look good for their husband and not get caught sleeping with the gardener.

In other words these women have been leased out for a period of 15 years in which they will be traded in for a newer model with different features. Making them whores.

With the recession/depression looming their husbands will soon start struggling to pay the bills and ask their wife to help out by getting a job.

What skills does this woman have other than sleeping with older men for money? None. So she will soon be out on the corner of 119th and Metcalf looking for johns to cover her starbucks addiction.