Monday, March 23, 2009
QUICK HITS - MONDAYS SUCK, DEAL WITH IT
I know, I dropped the ball on Thursday & Frinday but its freaking Tournament Time. Saving the world from commies has to take a back seat sometimes. Anyways, here are 10 stories that you lazy a holes wouldn't find on your own or comprehend without my commentary.
1. Personally, I don't think any of the chicks that are on LOST now are attractive.
2. If you have spent any time living in Cali then you know that Oakland might be the crappiest city in the whole 50 states.
3. FOX NEWS gives you a "Cougar" breakdwon.
4. Is 2 MILLION DOLLARS enough money to track down a Mexican Drug Lord? Hell no.
5. Indias version of the YUGO.
6. You know that we are getting close to the end of the world when I type the following; Man pregnant with twins.
7. Surely this guy was simply trying meth out as a gasoline alternative....
8. I am not sure that a job fair for a strip club would be a good thing to attend or a bad thing. You know that some of the chicks auditioning have got to be ugly as hell.
9. I would actually like to hear back from a man that follows dating advice from Yahoo. Especially regarding revealing your secrets.
10. The only attractive one they had the killed off. Morons. Kansas State is set to hold a banquet to celebrate its crappy hoops season. Is Gaylord Fauqor going to be there with his 12th place field day ribbon?