Thursday, March 26, 2009


You can all relax. I am back today to infrom, guide, find and alert you to what is going on in the world today. I know that many of you with ADD were forced to read long rants by some bloggers that could of been summed up in 2 or 3 sentences. I apologize. I am back on my JOCO corner slanging conservatism to all you addicts.

1. Dumb is being investigated by Dumber.

2. Obamas Aunt is fighting the fact that she shouldn't be in this country. Can we please remove her from the welfare list of our country? Why the hell are my tax dollars going to buy her illegal ass Gov Cheese and Peanut Butter?

3. How does one get charged with child porn when its their body that they are taking pictures of? Are they going to remove all the mirrors from her house too?

4. Obamas compassion has no limits. Instead of helping his hut living brother out he ditches his ass and lets him catch cholera.

5. Could you imagine the fat ass city employees of KCMO going without an elevator?

6. Pakistanis make crappy allies.

7. British Scientist are spending their time finding a cure for being gay.....

8. Russian models are hot. That is all.

9. GPS replaces common sense for some.

10. Applebees sucks no matter what city you are in .