Tuesday, March 31, 2009

QUICK HITS - YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF WELFARE WHORES


Let's face it, we are all a bunch of Welfare Hoes. The only difference is that some will drop to their knees for a lower price. Yes, crackheads from the projects are basically the same as you bail out money grabbers on Wall Street and Main Street. Personally I prefer the crackhead over the wall street prick, they are cheaper and funnier than a wall street stiff.

1. This link is the most pathetic yet tellling sign that we have entered into the ultimate big brother state. I can't wait to get my free Kleenex in my rescue kit!

2. It makes sense that a man that never fired a weapon in Vietnam (yet claimed to) would be in favor of taking away your guns.

3. NOW ITS A DISEASE TO BE SUCCESFUL!

4. Teacher starves her cats to death and faces Felony Charges. Does Florida have tougher laws for animal abuse or for sexual predators?

5. Fox News wants to know if you like old chicks or young chicks. Let me ask you this, do you like your new laptop or your apple IIc? Holy obvious results batman, the newer models of anything are always better than the older versions.

6. Cities where liberalism flourishes are going to be ghost towns once these tax plans take shape.

7. Kansans everywhere are glad that this chick is no longer a local problem.

8. Big Mac Madness. Poor bastard had to get home and feed his wives.

9. Vaginismus?

10. Barney Frank has to be licking his chops after reading this story.