Tuesday, April 07, 2009

JOCO HO'S SOON TO BE EXPOSED


A truck load of Beauty products was stolen today in JOCO and with that the sounds of 40 something wannabe trophy wives screaming south of 135th street could be heard for miles away.

How will they face the world in their true skin?

What will their husbands do when they see them unpainted?

Will the grocery store manager still hit on them?

The police don't have a clue on where to look but they can go ahead and rule out looking in KCK. One truck load of makeup isn't enough to help the women there.