THE WIRE - EASTER IN KCMO


This Easter be sure to head to KCMO for its annual dead body hunt. There will be colored chalk to draw outlines of dead bodies for the kids and a pitbull petting zoo.

1. Maybe the local news should only report when police find a living person inside their home. It seems like they are always finding dead ones.

2. Men are beating the crap out of their wives because of the economy. That makes sense

As you can see the storms last night either interrupted the killing or made it harder to hear gunshots. I guess we will see if anymore bodies show up.

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