THE WIRE - SPECIAL EDITION
Dear criminals of KCMO,
Congratulations on your recent victory at city hall. Apparently the lobbyist that you hired did his job right and actually got the violent city of KCMO to reduce the number of officers on the street. What is more impressive is that this was done right after one of the most violent years in KCMO history. So enjoy! Sell your drugs, do your drive by shootings, armed robberies, stabbings, rape and murders knowing that the chances of you getting caught have significantly decreased.
As a resident of JOCO I would like to thank the leadership of KCMO for making thier city more attracitve for criminals to work in. Thank You!