GRANDVIEW CITIZENS BE AFRAID
I am not sure if everyone in the metro knows this BUT on Sunday afternoons it at "The View" community center in Grandview there is a gathering of some of the biggest losers in the Metro. I heard about this place today and had to drive by just to make sure I wasnt being lied to because I didn't believe that this was happening.
It turns out that on Sundays 100's of douche bags dress up and have midevil battle reenactments. I nearly pissed my pants laughing when I saw this. They were all dressed up and chasing eachother with their pretend swords while their "wenches" looked on. This is no lie.
So if you need a great freaking laugh be sure to drive by this on a Sunday of your choice. I have been told that this happens every week rain or shine.