THE WIRE - FIRWORKS OR GUNSHOTS


I want to wish those in KCK and KCMO good luck this holiday weekend in their bullet and fireworks identification. If I were you I would error on the side of gunshots. Leave the sparklers at home and take the 9mm.

1. I like how KSHB is calling East KCMO criminals thugs now. 1 shot, 1 beaten.

2. Do what I do when I see a red light camera. Give big brother the finger. Screw these guys for thinking that they can watch our every move.

3. The skankiest of Kansas women will now call Topeka home.

4. Instead of preventing murders the KCMO police department is going to focus on people with .081 blood alch levels.

1 comment:

  1. Here in Northeast we've learned to call them all fireworks so as not to scare the stupid new arrivals.

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