THE WIRE - OFF TO THE RACES
With the 2 bodies found this morning we have a good chance at going for the record this weekend. I have checked the weekend forecast and all signs point to death, murder and other violent crime. This is considered a RED FLAG situation for all JOCO residents headed into KCMO this weekend. Be careful.
1. Dying with style in the East Side. These two dudes played their own funeral music.
2. Central Zone? WTF is that. Danger Zone is more fitting or the name that KCMO cops call it "Jurrasic Park".