
1. Maybe the smell coming out of Columbia isn't from the women.......
2. Three of the ugliest folks the trailer parks have ever produced got caught in a police chase. Seriously, you have to look at the pictures of these douche bags.
3. East Side man gets a face lift.
4. East Side residents try to signal the police by shooting at them.
5. The life expectancy in East KCMO has to be 25 years.
6. Sick bastard charged with raping a freaking 5 year old. Why is this guy still alive?