THE WIRE - VARIETY PACK

The cold weather has caused murderers to go into hibernation.  Will the warm temps today produce statistics tomorrow? 


1.  JOCO gas station gets attacked by chemical weapons. 
2.  Could it be that this guy had a seizure while holding a knife standing next to the victim?  The defense rests.
3.  If you are the size of a blimp the chances of you getting caught on video tape while shoplifting are pretty good.
4.  Dumb Ass.
5.  Dead body in trunk is nothing new to Missouri.