No seriously, sit back and let me do all the work for you lazy ungrateful bastards.
1. 9 Urban Legends in Sports
2. Can you tell the difference between these 13(greatest in video games) zombies and a Roeland Park resident?
3. 8 Movies that have ripped off other movies
4. Krispy Kreme creates more ways to end your life early.
5. 25 years after Chernobyl and the place is still F'd up.
6. Pabst has an energy drink? Nice.
7. Are we dealing with Afghan soldiers or Polish militia?
8. This could be the biggest freaking rabbit that I have ever seen.
9. I'm Harry Potter.