1. This douche bag thought that wearing camo pants would hide him while he robbed a bank.
2. Something tells me that Club Sweat isn't a popular hang out for Jocoians looking for a good time. Shooting.
3. Rap Concerts are usually so peaceful... Midland Theater Brawl.
4. Maybe it would be simpler if they just reported the streets that they didn't find dead bodies on in KCK.
There are several more stories but I think you get the idea.
