It appears that today's news theme is Ludicrous. Here are some stories that surely will make you proud to be an American.
Kill dogs mauling kids and face jail time because he had a gun.
2. The Vice President is bringing along a giant sized butch bouncer on his gun control tour.
3. Everyone knows that Lego's are RACIST........well all Muslims do.
4. Oregon elitists moving to make smokers need a prescription to light up
5. NFL Lawyers threaten man who did something legally. WTF.
6. Women will now serve in the infantry
7. Cold Weather = Holocaust according to The Gawker douche bags.
8. Is an hour drive really that long to beat the crap out of someone that insulted you on Facebook?