News stories that you seldom hear from the land of Joco
- Psycho woman with gasoline decides to turn bus into her own smoker.
- Crappy building collapses in KCK. Best part is that 15 people were evacuated from a building that has been empty for 6 years.
- Joco has door to door girl scout cookie sales. East Side has door to door dead people.
- "This is crazy. They burnt these people from head to toe. From every part of their bodies you can possibly think, private parts and all. This is crazy," - Grandview Representing