TOP TEN STORIES FOR YOU (THE UNINFORMED) TO READ TODAY.
1. Oprah hates white women. I KNEW IT!
2. The ice cream in Chihuahua City might be tainted. Unless of course you like eating human skulls.
3. This guy MIGHT be going to hell.
4. When did Lohan become a lesbian? Kudos to her, I look forward to the video.
5. Plot to kill Bush halted.
6. Just as I predicted, Palin is more popular than Barry.
7. EU hancho thinks that you environmental wackos are well wacko.
8. McCain speech attracts more viewers than Barry Christ Superstars.
9. The only smart homes in KCK are the ones never built.
10. KCMO loses more jobs. At least your kids are getting a quality education and your streets are safe...
