Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Friday, January 30, 2009
Monday, February 25, 2008
My theory of cold weather preventing crimes in the hood held up once again. Today was a balmy 48 degrees and guess who made it back into the headlines?
1. Man shot in his car while cruising scenic Parallel Parkway.
2. Death of infant under investigation off of N. 33rd street.
3. Remember the days when murderers had some work ethic? If you killed someone you took the corpse into the woods or dumped them into the river. Now they are just dropping bodies in manhole covers in KCK.
UPDATE: It turns out they were animal bones. Still pretty damn lazy.
I for one would like to welcome you back to the headlines. This place just isn't the same without you.