Your life could end early if you eat Weiners.

 Hot Dogs and other foods are broken down into a wonderful graph detailing how many minutes will get shaved off your life if you eat them.  It is science and we are not allowed to question science, so enjoy your early deaths. 

JOCO MONKEYPOX!!!!!!! RUN, HIDE, LOCKDOWN, BUY TP starting......now

 JOCO liberal elites want soooooooooo much to be like NYC and San Fran that they
had to go out and get their own Monkeypox victim. How long before 980 gives him his own 2-hour radio show?

What they fail to mention in this story is what groups are most at risk or how it is mostly transmitted or how the infected might have caught it.  All things that you would think would be important for the general public unless all of that info wouldn't be PC..  Don't worry, I have the link to that info right here.

KC Fatties Be Proud

Jayhawks and Tigers aren't the only teams making the Top 25.  KC is ranked one of the TOP 25 fattest cities in the World. 

Kathleen Sebelius is a crappy liar

HEALTH CARE -WWJD

JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT

Jennifer Love Hewitt puts a Bikini on in order to discuss healthy eating. Any chance of this becoming a monthly column?

HANGOVERS ARE FOR ROOKIES

But just in case you still get them read this and live to drink another day.

GIVE A WIMP SOME POWER AND.........

"These are nothing more than destructive efforts to interrupt a debate that we should have, and are having," Reid said. "They are doing this because they don't have any better ideas. They have no interest in letting the negotiators, even though few in number, negotiate. It's really simple: they're taking their cues from talk show hosts, Internet rumor-mongerers ... and insurance rackets."

He thinks he is better than you.

RUTHLESS villain

Pelosi believes that MC REN is in charge of all insurance companies.

Keep in mind this elitist chick is completely out of touch with us. When was the last time that Pelosi actually used our insurance?