Jessica vs. Demi

Who looks better?

EVEN IF YOU CAN’T TELL TIME

You can still design watches………

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JESSICA SIMPSON HAS TO BE CURSED

Husband, career, boyfriend, figure and now dog.   Ashley Simpson better watch out or she could end up with her nose back.

JESSICA SIMPSON TO IDOL

They might of actually found someone dumber than Paula Abdul.

JESSICA SIMPSON - IS TONY ROMO A DUMB ASS?

You would have to think so. Who dumps a hot blond chick with money that can't remember what happened the night before? I have to now believe that the Cowboys will never win a title with him as their QB.

JESSICA SIMPSON - INDIAN GIVER

I am all for bashing Jessica Simpson but for saying Indian giver?

JESSICA SIMPSON ENGAGED

5K RING? Have they not seen the recent pictures? They could of got her for a casio watch and a generic twinkie.

TONY ROMO ISN'T INTO BIG GIRLS

Someone needs to put Jessica Simpson on suicide watch. First Nick dumps her, then her singing career tanks and then her ass turns into a VW BUS. BUT nothing can beat getting dumped the day before your birthday.

THE SIMPSON LAST NAME MEANS YOUR DOOMED

HOLY CRAP! This chick is self destructing right before our eyes.

THE SIMPSON FAMILY IS CRAZY

No not OJ's family but Jessicas family. I have never seen people get so defensive about someone in their family getting fat. I know that she is the families meal ticket but come on all good things come to an end. Unfortunately for Jessica it came to a Large end.

Since nobody wants to see the blonde WT looking mom jean wearing version of Simpson that she has become the picture above is one of her at the height of her career.

THE FALL OF JESSICA SIMPSON

I don't really know what to say about this other than I can't believe that is her.

LADIES TAKE NOTE: IF JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS LIKE CRAP IN MOM JEANS IMAGINE WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE IN THEM.

The before and after pics I posted will make even the strongest man cry.

NOTE TO JESSICA SIMPSON

No matter how much your dumb ass self tries and wants to be you will never be like Carrie Underwood.