Showing posts with label joplin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label joplin. Show all posts

Thursday, June 12, 2008

JOPLIN, MO IS NO JOKE

I recently passed through Joplin, Mo and couldn't believe what a crap hole it was. Anyways, the WT kids in that town have no respect for their elders. Don't believe me? Read this story. No description was given of the kid but chances are that he was wearing a wife beater, pleather cowboy boots, mullet and a Union Jack Tattoo on his left arm.

Thursday, March 27, 2008

QUICK HITS


1. Life of a fish is more important than that of Missouri residents. Having just come back from Southern Missouri I can tell you that the people down their are pissed. They can't believe that potential flooding of their lands and possible deaths don't mean as much as this fish.
2. KCMO needs to do a better job when targeting future convention business. Why is it that every freaking major issue this city faces there happens to be a convention of that group coming to the city? This time it is the ZOO. What a freaking joke.
3. I wondered how long it would be before we had unoriginal criminals copy off of the D.C. snipers.
4. Not only will this educator knock you up but he will drive you to get an abortion.
5. This story had the headline "Human Cockfighting"...........No surprise that it is taking place right outside of Joplin, Mo.
6. Yet another shooting on a college campus.
7. And ANOTHER gun situation on a college campus after she killed her kids.
8. When the Chinese aren't killing Monks they are busy making Pandas horny.

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

WHERE WHITE PEOPLE GO WHEN THEY GIVE UP.


Joplin, Missouri.

I had several ideas on my drive back today on how to make this post entertaining but came to my senses halfway through typing it out. The simple fact is that the town sucks. It smells, it is vacant and it is knee deep in WT. Having never been there until today I had no idea what to expect. I like small towns so I went to Joplin (for business) expecting that I would like it. I was picturing a smaller Springfield but what I saw was a ghetto full of white people.

FEMA needs to head down there and hand out checks to people.

I now know why in my 100+ trips to Southwest Missouri that I have never gone through that place and have always taken Highway 13/7.