It is Friday night in Kansas City and you know what that means, violent crime is about to pick up. I will put the weekend shootings over/under at 6 and at least one stabbing. If you live in JOCO and are planning on visiting the MO side please remember to take your GPS, Kevlar and safety whistles....
1. 85th and Troost is now back open but who cares? I would like to thank KCMO once again for giving JOCO Strouds.
2. Good news for the people of Kansas, the government is going to have to cut back on spending! Now if they would just make this a permanent cut we would be set.
3. Blunt is cleared! If you listen closely you can hear the tears of liberals across the state.
4. Booze was involved in train death.......GEE DO YOU THINK SO! Good job outta Andy & Barney for solving this mystery.
5. Prison wages are about to increase. It is good to see that there are people helping criminals increase their freaking earning power. Now they can get plasmas and blue ray players for their cells. After all it is important that we make their stay as comfortable and low stress as possible.
6. If access to KCK is limited does anyone care?
7. First carjacking of the weekend involves a 77 year old woman. So much for respecting your elders in KCMO.
8. The first shooting of the weekend has taken place before I could finish the Quick Hits Section. GREAT START! EXCEPT it was in freaking Tonganoxie, Ks. Who saw that one coming? I guess you need to take your Kevlar to Tongi as well.
