Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pirates. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 08, 2009

LONG LIVE THE PIRATES!


Tell the truth, deep down inside you are glad to see that Pirates are making a big comeback. The world just seems like a better place with these guys putting in work. For nearly a decade pirating had lost its luster and had been wussified into stealing music or movies.

When I think Pirate I don't think of some dork with a laptop writing scripts to break Sonys latest encryption programs. Missing limbs, hooks, patches, parrots, treasure chest, planks, rum, wenches and flags with skulls on them are what pirates are really all about and don't forget it. Don't replace Long John Silver and Blackbeard with nerds with pocket protectors and thumb drives instead of swords.

I say the more Pirates the Better!

Thursday, May 29, 2008

LONG JOHN SILVER MAKES HIS RETURN?


This linked story is about how a group of PIRATES hijacked 2 boats.... WHEN THE HELL DID PIRATES MAKE A RETURN AND WHY WASN'T I NOTIFIED? Did these guys wear patches over their eyes? Was there a parrot involved in the hijacking? Did they bring back the puffy shirt? Were the phrases "avast ye maties" and "shiver me timbers" used? Where they in search of doubloons? Holy crap the possibilities!

The world is a better place with Pirates.