Showing posts with label the pitch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label the pitch. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

THE SOURCE OF PAIN FOR SOME MARRIED MEN


Today while I was hard at work in my office I was flipping through the Pitch website (as I said it is great lunchtime reading) and stumbled across this little story. It appears that Lee Jeans is the company behind the hideous creation known as "mom jeans". These jeans are the most depressing thing I have ever seen on a woman. Even more sickening then fat women wearing spandex and even worst than stirrup pants.

These jeans completely destroy the appearance of a woman and should be outlawed at once.

Since this is a JOCO company I am all in favor of putting together a picket line in front of their building next week.

Nothing says "I don't give a crap anymore" like a woman wearing mom jeans.

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

THE PLOG HAS BEEN ON FIRE LATELY


Check out the recent story regarding the demise of the East Sides Crime fighter. On a side note, those of you wanting autographed SOB MAN action figures feel free to shoot me an email and I will try to get those out to you as soon as possible.