THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR

IF THIS THING SHUTS DOWN I WILL BE F'N PISSED

THE WIRE

My march down troost continues to pay dividends.


1. Oh brother, KSHB tops KCTV's worthless cat story with a story about an underage kid buying beer. Seriously people, is this our biggest freaking problem in the city! Who GIVES A CRAP!

2. Are the fast food bandits making a comeback? Sonic robbed in Methside.

3. Bullying prevention program??...........The wussification continues.

4. Finally, a neighborhood in the east side that is doing more than marching against crime.

5. Fat chick in Olathe kidnapped. Maybe Herman Edwards kidnapped her so that she could play on the offensive line.

6. Precious Doe trial is set to start. This guy should have his head cut off with hedge trimmers.

WHO NEEDS SOCIALISM?

For the past two weeks all that we have heard is that we need the government to take over Wall Street with our money or else the end of the world is coming. I went out and bought a bug zapper to protect me from the swarms of locust as I built my Ark.

Screw these fat cats and liberals that ruined these companies. Screw the people that bought more house than they could afford. If they are going to bail out banks on Wall Street how about the guy that opens a bar in KCMO that fails? If they are going to payoff the loans of the stupid then shouldn't they pay off the loans of the rest of us?

This isn't kick ball, you don't get a do over. If you fail, you fail.

1. Bail out is good news for Karl Marx groupies

2. Dow rebounds without help of Big Brother

3. Dollar makes a rebound

4. Non Main stream media has its eyes wide open and fears socialism.

5. Obama socialism will cripple the economy.


Before these jackass's get a dime of our money we should demand action. We should investigate these companies and the politicians that were in their back pockets. There is no way in hell that the people responsible for this should get away with it.

Let's start with the following people

1. Raines
2. Barney Frank
3. Dodd
4. Maxine Waters
5. Janet Reno
6. Bill Clinton
7. Barry Obama

KCTV 5 TACKLES THE LOCAL CRIME PROBLEM

In a year in which KCMO is on pace to shatter homicide records you can count on KCTV 5 to do the in depth coverage that the people of the metro deserve.

Well maybe not..... Instead they are covering the death of a cat in Lawrence. That's right, it isn't even a local cat. The story discusses the anguish that the guys daughter is going through in losing her cat....Who cares about the parents and children of those getting killed in our own backyards.

This is just another example of the local media letting us down. When are we going to stop hearing about dead pets and swinger parties and start getting some real coverage of our dying city?

EVEN THE CRIME IN FLORIDA IS BETTER THAN OURS

The question is, what was this bra less woman doing with her hands in his pockets.......

Nancy Pelosi

Has there been a more incompetent female in Washington D.C than this chick (besides Lewinsky, who at least had a job skill)? Anyways over on Life in SOJOCO he has compiled a list of people that he would rather sex with than her and its shocking. How he left off Barbra Streisand is beyond me.

QUICK HITS

TOP TEN STORIES THAT YOU MUST READ TODAY

1. This Indiana father gets my vote for "Father of the Year". You sir are a hero.

2. This guys church gives you something back to those that add to the weekly collection.

3. Mother adopts 2 girls, kills them and then sticks them in basement freezer.

4. If you deport 1100 illegals in SOCAL how many does that leave?

5. Nude Palin portrait hangs in Chicago Tavern.

6. HUH? The government is easing the laws restricting people with HIV from entering the country....That makes a lot of sense.

7. KC Chamber of discommerce endorces blight rail. Well you have to back it now don't you? I mean look at all the new business's that the chamber has lured to our city............

8. More evidence that YRC tried to grow to fast.

9. If you look up in the sky on Wednesday night you might be able to catch a glimpse of a witch on a broomstick heading toward 18th & Vine.

10. Who better to cover the Financial set back than the JOCO Sun. GIVE ME A BREAK!

CHAPPELLE TUESDAY

THE WIRE

What a weird night. All was quiet yesterday in the East Side. It is good to see that my March down Troost to fight crime worked.

1. Knife play hits the peaceful community of Lenexa, Ks and it was a freaking 8th grader in school that did it. Surely this kid was part of some sorta exchange program with KCMO and not a bright young JOCOIAN.

2. With gas prices dropping KCK residents can now go further to dump their dead bodies.

3. 4 year old shoots her self in the head in the East Side. The parent(s) should be up on charges for having a gun in the reach of a 4 year old with a house full of kids.

MY EFFORTS TO FIGHT CRIME IN KCMO

Today at lunch I walked down Troost with a note card saying stop the violence. I hope that my march will be as productive as the one 3 weeks ago on Prospect.