Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Salma Hayek ummm....



Is it weird that she will just pick up random children and breast feed them? Who does that?

KCMO NEVER LETS ME DOWN


Today on 71 highway I saw a Bulletin Board that blew my mind. It was an advertisement for WIC.

Seriously, why the hell is the government paying for advertising for FREAKING WIC. WTF is next, commercials on TV for Welfare? Stay dirty KCMO

THANK YOU DANICA


I normally don't post thing like this on the blog but it kinda has something to do with sports.

Anyways you can now check out Danica Patricks SI swimsuit photos/video online.


After seeing these photos it is safe to say that she is the best driver in open wheel racing...

KCK OR KCMO


I got an email last night from my one reader (who must be smarter than hell) asking me if I had to choose which city would I live in KCK OR KCMO?

In all of my days of blogging I am not sure that I have been asked a more difficult question. I liken it to choosing how you would like to be executed, which city would be the least painless.

Dear Mrs. Emailer, I will have to get back to you on that one.

If you have a question that needs answering hit me up at
jocosob@yahoo.com

QUICK HITS - ALWAYS AHEAD OF THE PACK


Emailers know that JOCOSOB is days ahead of most blogs on stories of interest. While other blogs are covering the moon landing read these stories and sound intelligent today, for a change.

1. Does it frighten anyone else that a Machine called the "DOOMSDAY MACHINE" is coming back online after REPAIRS?

2. List of TV stations going off Analog and switching to Digital early.

3. Pink Panties become political................

4. Anytime I read a story about Cannibals I can't help but think of Gilligans Island.

5. If you are 82 years old a life sentence is a joke.

6. Does Madonna not realize that she is old, ugly and played out?

7. Teens watching 2 hours of porn a week on the internet. Anyone else think that number might be a little low by maybe 5 hours?

8. Chicago kids are getting their ass's kicked by teachers at school.

9. Lesbians in sports will always make the blog no matter what the story is.

10. Sat radio in trouble!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS GUY ON?



Is this some PSA on drug use?