US MILITARY HAS AT-AT'S?

I just hope the Afganis don't have Ewoks.

THE WIRE - WEEKEND KETCHUP

When you take a couple of days off of blogging it is amazing how much you miss.

1. KCK is off the hook. They didn't even say how many people were shot instead they used "multiple".

2. Nothing is off limits in KCK. Two little girls were shot last Friday night just for living in KCK.

3. Independence man gutted like a fish.

4. You know your city is F'D up when people start trying to steal rescue vehicles.

Ainsley Earhardt FOX NEWS HOT?

Kelly Ripa PICS

NCAA HOOPS LINKS - KANSAS CITY

I know that there are many of you out there that need me to spoon feed you everything so I put together a link list for the tournament. I have also put a scoreboard widget on the sidebar just in case your company has all sports sites blocked the next few weeks.

For those of you visiting KC for the tournament there are a few links for you as well.


ESPN LIVE SCOREBOARD

CBS SPORTS ONLINE VIEWING

CBS SPORTS COLLEGE HOOPS HOME PAGE

VEGAS ODDS

BIG 12 RADIO LINKS

Sprint Center Schedule

POWER AND LIGHT DISTRICT

WHAT A TOOL

THE MAN BEHIND THIS MESS IS NOW ACTING HIGH AND MIGHTY.

LEANN RIMES A WHORE?

It seems that every story that comes out about this chick is about her sleeping with someone that she shouldn't be. Do country tricks get a pass on whoring around?

But more importantly does she allow payment plans?

QUICK HITS - ABOVE THE RIM

If I keep talking about AIG I might as well just redirect you to every other blog written by a conservative on the internet. So in an attempt to stay Above The Rim on the rest of these punks I bring you 10 stories that don't have the words finance and bonus in them.

1. It is good to see the city of Houston which is knee deep in gang violence focussing its attention on whores. Shouldn't there be a pecking order in which crime is fought?

2, Get knocked up, high, shoot someone and drop out of school BUT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD DONT GO TANNING!!!!!!

3. This is why married women always make men fill up their tanks.

4. Ireland was the place to be yesterday. That sounds like a real celebration.

5. Its no coincidence that Washington D.C. is at an all time high since the Dems took over.

6. Zimbabwe implements the prison economic system.

7. I LOVE THIS STORY. They have over 100k in the bank but they are using our money to buy food. God bless America.

8. If getting screened for Prostate cancer doesn't improve your chances for survival

9. Beastie Boys releasing Check Your Head again.

10. Demi Moore is the most over rated chick in entertainment history. I gag everytime a story comes out talking about how hot she is. then why the hell are these doctors analy rapping us?

OBAMA HAS BEEN PUT ON NOTICE

The last time someone was brought to their knees this quickly in the White House their last name was Lewinsky.

IF YOU LIKE TO STEAL STUFF

Find out when this Nebraska "cop" has a shift and have at it. The only thing this guy can catch is diabetes.